D. Ralph Smart
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There’s a reason why the Claude Rains/James Whale version is
the best known of 'The Invisible Man' movies. There’s the spooky tavern, the
screaming maid,. Raines’s magnificently sinister voice, a scarf dancing around
by itself. It just feels so much like what Wells’s versions of The Invisible
Man should be. In the eighty years since it was made (Eighty?! My doesn’t time
fly!) Kevin Bacon, Chevy Chase and David MaCallum have had a stab at it but
with less visible success (pun intended). Perhaps the most out there and
uncanonical of these versions though is when Kenneth Moore donned the white
bandages. It’s called ‘The Invisible Man’ and says it’s based on the novel by
H.G. Wells, but if you’d resurrected Wells in 1955 and bought him popcorn at a
showing, he’d have stared at the screen racking his brains as to whether he
ever dreamed of such a thing. As this Invisible Man is invisible, but going places
Wells never imagined. But even though the film is now pretty much forgotten you
can surely see roots from this to 'Doctor Who', 'The Avengers', Alan Moore and the
more outré parts of the James Bond films.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Michael Griffin, invisible
man and roguish British secret agent.
Yes, those of you who’ve read the book or seen Claude Rains,
may be surprised that someone so clearly insane could pass the rigorous
examinations set by MI6. Surely he would have failed on personality type in
eight or nine different ways. Also, wouldn’t a man so clearly self-absorbed not
care too much about the nation state in the battle against the Russians? It’s
true that his behaviour is a bit extreme at times, and there are moments when
his colleagues and controllers look at him (or look at the space around where
they imagine he might be) aghast. But then I guess actually having an invisible
man on your side makes the difficulties of employing an invisible man
worthwhile.
(Part of the problem with making ‘The Invisible Man’ is
attracting a top name actor to it, after all why would your self-righteous
A-lister want to do a role where he is never actually seen? This version gets
around this though by giving Moore a perfectly fitting mask of his own
face. Bacon and McCallum (and Tom Cruise
in Mission Impossible) also use such masks. But the question has to be asked,
where would one get such an item? Masks are there to hide behind, so what
company sees the market in making a mask that looks exactly like the person who
is wearing it? Is there really much business in that type of thing? Even more
than the idea of invisible men, this seems weird to me.)
After an opening mission which goes wrong (Griffin
impetuously steals the wrong briefcase), his controller Leo G. Carroll
(rehearsing for both ‘North by Northwest’ and ‘The Man from Uncle’) sends this
invisible man on a mission to tail glamorous Russian spy, Jane Russell. The
divine Ms Russell is clearly slumming it in British movies, but using it as an
opportunity to cultivate an absurd East German accent which just gets
magnificently broader and broader as the film goes on. Initially he is
clandestine in the way only an invisible man can be, but before long he is
putting on his human mask and wining and dining this ultra-glamorous Russian
agent until she comes across to the British and right side. It’s then that she
reveals her big secret, that the Russians have placed three giant robots in
London which they are going to use to destabilise the capital. The stage is set
for the incredibly giddy sight of the invisible man taking on huge metal men in
London town.
Okay, the effects really do start to fall apart when the
large men in robot suits go on the rampage. And more than once the strings are
visible when the invisible man starts moving stuff around. But, in the ideas of
it, in the concept, in the science fiction of stuff happening in grimy London
we have both ‘Doctor Who’ and ‘The Avengers’. In the glamorous female prey and
derring-do of the spy who breaks the rules, we have James Bond. And in the
invisible man doing things H.G. Wells never imagined we have ‘The League of
Extraordinary Gentlemen’ (as well as Ralph Smart’s own equally forgotten 1950s
TV show ‘The Invisible Man’ which this was a springboard for). It’s far from
perfect, but this is a movie we should hail!
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